itsneufox/SussyScript

SussyScript 🚨

"A language so sus, even your compiler vents."

What is SussyScript?

SussyScript is a cursed amogus themed macro include built on top of PAWN for SA-MP/open.mp. It replaces boring traditional keywords with sus amogus terminology, making your code unreadable and absolutely chaotic.

Installation

1. Download sussyscript.inc
2. Place it in your pawno/include folder
3. Add #include <sussyscript> to your gamemode
4. Profit?

Basic Syntax

Variable Declaration

// Traditional PAWN 👎 
new playerHealth = 100;
new Float:position[3];

// SussyScript 👍
crewmate playerHealth = 100;
crewmate Float:position[3];

Conditionals

// Traditional PAWN 👎
if (playerid == killerid) {
    // code
} else {
    // other code
}

// SussyScript 👍
suscheck (playerid == killerid) {
    // code
} not_sus {
    // other code
}

Functions

// Traditional PAWN 👎
public OnPlayerConnect(playerid) {
    printf("Player connected");
    return 1;
}

// SussyScript 👍
TASK OnCrewmateConnect(playerid) {
    emergency_meeting("Crewmate joined the ship");
    report_body 1;
}

Loops

// Traditional PAWN 👎
for (new i = 0; i < MAX_PLAYERS; i++) {
    if (IsPlayerConnected(i)) {
        // code
    }
}

// SussyScript 👍
scan_loop (crewmate i = 0; i < MAX_CREWMATES; i++) {
    suscheck (IsCrewmateConnected(i)) {
        // code
    }
}

Player Functions

Callbacks

Why Does This Exist?

Because someone had to do it. This started as a joke about creating an amogus-themed programming language and somehow became a real, working PAWN include file. It's completely functional but absolutely cursed.

Compatibility

• ✅ Dobby's SAT code
• ✅ pushline legs
• ✅ Syther moder

Contributing

If you want to contribute to this clusterfuck, feel free to:

1. Question your life choices
2. Read 1. again

License

This project is licensed under the "What Have I Done" license. Use at your own risk.

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Remember: If your code is sus, you might be the impostor. 🔴